Bad forestry joke
 

 

 

Hey, don't blame me, it came in junk email

 

 

 

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Two tall trees are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them. One tree says to the other: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The other says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands in the sapling. The tall tree says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker pecks the small tree and replies: "It is neither, my friends. That is a fine piece of ash."

 

 

 

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